How to visit Pakistan in 5 easy steps!
Have you always wanted to visit Pakistan but couldn’t, due to reasons like Visa issues? Now, here is a tutorial on how you can achieve your goal.
1. Log in to your Social Media Account, either Facebook or Twitter. I recommend Facebook, because if you reading this post, I don’t think you have many followers over Twitter.
2. Scrabble something on intolerance. Don’t forget to add that this has risen during Modi regime.
3. Now, if you have pro BJP or Hindu extremists in your friend list, the job has been done. Also, this would make you the eye candy of all the Seculars/Muslim extremists/AAP fanboys you have in your friend list. *Don’t expect me to include the fictitious tribe of Congress supporters.*
4. If you don’t have such friends, no worries; we have a way out. Go to the Facebook page of any BJP leader and comment on a post there, about intolerance. This should serve the purpose.
5. Voila, your trip to Pakistan has been sponsored by the people who got hurt at steps 3 & 4.